Sunshine Coast. Cest la vie. Peter is the most gorgeous man.
me: *eating microwaved ramen noodles and watching kitchen nightmares* cannot believe this asshole didnt use fresh chicken in his paella, unbelievable
- Obtain a significant other from a country that doesn’t sell Toaster Strudel
- Marry them and start a family
- Offer to make your fam breakfast every morning
- Make them strudel with no icing
- They’ll have no idea Toaster Strudel even come with icing
- Take all six packets for yourself
- Avoid making eye contact with your reflection in the mirror for the rest of your life because you are a monster
bro you look so cute right now dude. dude you are so fucking adorable
what are you meant to do when the one thing that causes 90% of your problems is the only thing that let’s you forget about how shitty your life is?