Horny teenagers with corny cliffhangers.

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Sunshine Coast. Cest la vie. Peter is the most gorgeous man.


diddily:

when your mom tells you to do the dishes

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peperomint:

me: *eating microwaved ramen noodles and watching kitchen nightmares* cannot believe this asshole didnt use fresh chicken in his paella, unbelievable

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shouldnt:

do you ever feel left out even when you’re with people?

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toasterstrudel:

  1. Obtain a significant other from a country that doesn’t sell Toaster Strudel
  2. Marry them and start a family
  3. Offer to make your fam breakfast every morning
  4. Make them strudel with no icing
  5. They’ll have no idea Toaster Strudel even come with icing
  6. Take all six packets for yourself
  7. Avoid making eye contact with your reflection in the mirror for the rest of your life because you are a monster

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jurassicaaaa:

Meeting up with an internet friend for the first time like

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railroadsoftware:

bro you look so cute right now dude. dude you are so fucking adorable 

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sincerelyhappines:

what are you meant to do when the one thing that causes 90% of your problems is the only thing that let’s you forget about how shitty your life is?

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